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Dec. 14th, 2013 @ 10:10 am Dream Last Night
So, I saw the latest Hobbit movie last night, and there is a winter storm coming. I am sure these are factors in a dream I had last night.

In the dream, I was watching a movie. The movie was about a dragon that was attacking and taking over Boston. The dragon looked just like the movie Smaug, except it was bluish and breathed a frigid blast of cold and snow.

Coming down I-93 was an army of elves, riding ostriches. I guess they live in New Hampshire. (Mystery hill!) Each elf had a lance and each ostrich had magical earmuffs and scarves to protect them from the cold. (I think the scarves were holiday themed and festive.)

They trouped over the Bunker Hill bridge and attacked the dragon. The dragon didn‘t fear the elves, but for some reason thought the ostriches had cooties and fled the scene, complaining about how nasty the ostriches were in a very effeminate male voice.
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Dec. 9th, 2013 @ 08:00 pm Fire Breathing Chick on Television
I am going to start writing reviews and commentary on television and media in general.

And you are going to read it and enjoy it.
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Dec. 9th, 2013 @ 07:58 pm This is a Test
Seeing if when I post here, it posts to Twitter.
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Aug. 24th, 2012 @ 11:10 pm Report from a Role-playing Game

This is a report a character of mine in a role playing game wrote to his mentor/goddess:

Greetings and Glory onto my most Holy Goddess:

I bring you tidings of our adventures across two worlds, tracking the dark and mysterious Lords of the Abyss. It began in the small kingdom of Skancar. (A truly dismal place, overrun with petty politics and libidinous weasels. Lord Luwon partook of a weasel's affections as part of one of their "ceremonies." I was spared the horror of witnessing this unholy congress.)

After a misadventure with the temple of the sun, which I will not bore you with (though I will ask your blessings on my progeny who will be appearing in eight or so months), we discovered that a certain captain Faisal, of the ship Wind Treader, was doing dealing with rogue merfolk who were in league with this previously unknown race of beings who have the most very pompous self-appointed title of "Lords of the Abyss."

As an aside, Captain Faisal, is most likely a son of the so-called "Emperor" of Skancar, unknown to this emperor. Sad, really. Faisal had hopes of becoming head of their sad, sad navy.

In either case, these rogue merfolk split from the main merfolk community (a generally upstanding community) and somehow met with these "Lords." This resulted in an agreement where the merfolk learned a method to siphon life force out of slaves and give it to the "Lords."

Faisal decided to start raiding elven ships to feed energy into this diabolic scheme. Which, as you may know, was causing friction between Skancar and the Empire.

We managed to stop his nefarious plans, finding the colony of rogue merfolk with their dark allies. After destroying this colony and killing their corrupted mage/priests, we also managed to kill two of these "Lords." [Please see attached illustration.] Captain Faisal was brought back to the Empire for further questioning.

At this point we went to Port Latronii, in Hell, to learn more. We met with a human named Markus who we did a favor for in exchange for information and monetary recompense.

(This favor involved heavily skewing the odds in their barbaric gladiatorial games. We accomplished this through freeing several members of the race of the Cat-People. Many of whom wished to return to their native lands, though one, since given the name Zhao, decided to align himself with Dryfinia. You may have heard rumors of one of this noble race in our fair capital.

During this attack I defused a particular nasty magical trap disguised as a humble rock.)

Markus then informed us that dark demons were involved in some sort of trading agreement with the "Lords," where they were giving the "Lords" energy in exchange for some goods.

This seems very odd, since after much pondering we are unable to figure what would be so valuable to Dark Demons that they would trade energy for this! (Please note that this is the only exclamation point in this report.)

We are going to proceed to Ch’in Tse Dao to question him about any information about either the politics of the Dark (something Markus was strangely unable to help us with), or give us insights on what would be so valuable they would trade energy for it.

Yours in Service and Worship,


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Feb. 9th, 2012 @ 05:27 pm Conservatives Hire Pickup Artist

These are the same people that want to outlaw birth-control.


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Jan. 25th, 2012 @ 09:04 am Big Bang Theory Fan Art
This is something I ran across. I can take no credit beyond the simple act of finding it.


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Jan. 6th, 2012 @ 12:52 pm Daily Crazy

Formerly surging GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum, now struggling, is trying to deny ever saying, “I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money. I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money.” Even though the day after he appeared to make that familiar old GOP argument, he didn’t deny it. What gives?


But now he’s telling CNN and Fox News, “I didn’t say black.” Think Progress tracks his changing story. He told John King Wednesday night: “I’ve looked at that quote, in fact I looked at the video. In fact, I’m pretty confident I didn’t say black. I started to say is a word and then sort of changed and it sort of — blah — mumbled it and sort of changed my thought.”


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Jan. 3rd, 2012 @ 03:07 pm Daily Crazy

Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum, whose strong base of evangelical Christian supporters has thrust him into contention in Iowa, said on Monday that he believes states should have the right to outlaw birth control and sodomy without the interference of the Supreme Court.


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Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 01:31 pm Forty Years from Now

In forty years, will all the people who posted nudes on the internet stumble across a pic of themselves and think:

A) Ooooh, I wish I hadn't done that.
B) Wow, I looked hot! Go me! I'm posting this to FaceBook!
C) OMG, remember when posting a nude wasn't mainstream and people hid their faces?
D) other

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Nov. 12th, 2011 @ 03:43 pm London Pics
Here are the pics from London. Under the cut is a long list of pictures. Enjoy!

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