| Diablo II |
[10 Jul 2009|12:04pm] |
I am playing Diablo II on the final difficulty: Hell. The biggest issue is that about 25% of the monsters, and about half of the bigger monsters, are immune to lightening--my main attack.
And then there are the ones that are immune to lightening and physical damage so my minion is worthless.
Finally, I get some cold attacks and start playing with them. Sadly, since they aren't that good yet, I died.
Due to the spiraling cost of health-care I can't resurrect my minion.
ARGH.
So.
I go back to the level where I died, but this time with my main attack loaded, I am screaming, "How's that feel? It is like the world's worst static shock STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SINUSES! Bwa-ha-ha-ha. Oooooo! Mr. Abyss Knight thinks he's all tough, well eat zappy!"
Then I get enough money to resurrect my minion.
"Ha! Eat lighting and hey, hey, my boy-friend's back..."
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| Good in Bed |
[25 Apr 2009|01:41pm] |
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Man, I am good in bed: I just slept 14 hours...
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| Power! |
[12 Dec 2008|08:56pm] |
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I have power again!
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[17 Jul 2008|10:06pm] |
Is the Janitor a Time Lord?
If you don’t know what this means, you are probably happier.
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[08 Jul 2008|08:04am] |
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Is Lord Voldemort, Davy Jones’ clean-cut brother?
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| Passed Boating Safety Class |
[07 Jun 2008|06:56pm] |
And I now have a nice certificate and card.
But, for those who want the short version:
- Your engine hates you and wants to kill you. It can do this in many ways from the blatant, like exploding, to the sneaky, like slowly poisoning you with carbon-monoxide, to the perverse like filling your bilge with gas fumes for hours until the bilge pump comes on and sparks, causing a fireball.
- Avoid drowning.
- Everything else.
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| New Role-Playing Game |
[19 Apr 2008|09:11am] |
I am starting a new role-playing game. It takes place on a world where human came to the planet roughly 1,200 years ago, but somehow lost technology and had to rebuild from scratch. Most of the humans are just that, human, but a small minority are very powerful Mages.
Two countries, the two superpowers, are about to go to war over land that has been fought over for centuries, but now there may be artifacts from the original colonists on that land so they are much more serious about owning that bit of mountain. The game takes place in the city-state of Aberdeen, a place mostly ignored until now; except Aberdeen controls a canal both side want access to, badly.
Write Up!
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| Alex Has Joined Ceiling Cat |
[03 Apr 2008|10:39am] |
My cat Alex had a heart attack today and passed on. He was a great cat and I am very glad to have had him in my life. He did live his life to the fullest, you can’t say otherwise.
He will be missed.
He’s up in the ceiling watching us all...um...well, watching.
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| BiPAP - Hot or Not |
[22 Mar 2008|10:59am] |
From MSNBC.com:
Do you think I'm sexy? Apnea aid raises doubts:
Hoses, masks and whirring noises make CPAP romance a little challenging.
Okay, to the woman who said this:
I am having a hard time seeing an educated, attractive man looking for an over-weight single mother (2 year old girl) who also has the joy of wearing a full face mask to bed.
He will be asleep before you even find the mask. It isn’t like you wear the mask during the date or during sex. Trust me, guys just don’t care. I mean, unless you wear the mask on your chest. We notice that.
Other than that, the CPAP and BiPAP machines are amazing in how much energy they give someone. If your partner has one, rejoice that they will be there for you, in and out of the sack.
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| Sci-Fi Saturdays |
[20 Mar 2008|10:03am] |
Okay. I love Stargate and the new Battlestar Galactica, but most of what the Sci-Fi channel plays is wretched, especially their Saturday movies. I am guessing a typical movie pitch goes like this:
Scene: a bunch of suits around a table. Their names do not matter.
"Okay, the guys down in animation have a new CGI critter finished. I guess it is a chicken."
"Hmm. A chicken. This will be rough. The dog we could add two more heads to."
"Maybe it is a giant chicken?"
"Yeah! A giant chicken that can breath fire!"
"Excellent! Now, who will be our heroes?"
"Well, I can't see a band of archaeologists unearthing a giant fire-breathing chicken... Hey! How about a secret government lab breeding them as bio-weapons and they get loose? We haven't done one of those in a few weeks."
"Good, good. That show MacGyver was on was canceled, so we have lots of military props just lying around."
"Okay, now who are the babes?"
"I got an idea! Why don't the chickens head into a local town and the mayor is a babe that used the date the national guard leader that gets called out?"
"Let's make the national guard leader a babe also! Babe on babe action. We can add a skinny dipping scene."
"Who's gonna sponsor that?"
"Quiznos."
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